Road Racer Prints

The Fourteen Yard Dash

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A smiling cyclist

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tractor Racing

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

"On your mark! Get set!"

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."