Road Race Junkie Prints

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Chris Froome

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

A tessellation of running figures.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

10K Ambulance Chase

'On your mark, get set...'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'What's he on?'