Road Race Junkie Pillows

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

A tessellation of running figures.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'On your mark, get set...'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'What's he on?'