Racer Prints

"This next piece is also allegro."

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Michael Schumacher.

'I believe you were first.'

'How's the new sports car.'

'Think Basics.'

Tractor Racing

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Child driving a toy car

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bob's Driving School.

Danger Slow Sand.

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Snail Racing

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'