Road Racing Prints

Chris Froome

Miguel Indurain

Prank gun starts joke shop-sponsored race.

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Tour de France champion Philippe Thys

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Snail Racing

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.