Motorcycle Riding Gifts

The Biker.

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

Drool Marks

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

First past the post.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'