Riding Gifts

First past the post.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Doing the Right Thing

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

Horse reading 'Bridle Magazine'.

'Been a long time Billy. I see you're still overfeeding that little filly.'

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Say 'Please'.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

A man rides sidesaddle amongst a number of racehorses.

Traffic polieceman at a carousel.

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

'You never know where El Nino will strike next!'

Little girl on a napping horse.

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'

'Mom, meet my new significant other,'

She asked if she could ride bare back and I said yes...

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Over my dead body...!"

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze