Riding Enthusiast Gifts

Man falling over whilst dancing

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No IX

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

"Eat my dust!"

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The trim reaper

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Tunnel of Like.

Bradley Wiggins

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."