Ride Enthusiast Gifts

"Mum.... I need to poo."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Slow and hurl.'

Tunnel of Like.

'Ha, who needs television!'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Scrambler.

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

Parents compare buggies

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Tunnel of Fudge!

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Uni-cycle for sale.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'