Motorcycling Gifts

"The Vesparados"

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Old biker with a zimmer frame.

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

'Now entering State of Anxiety' 'Uneasy Rider'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

Albert Einstein

"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

'You asked me what those chicks in those biker magazines have that you don't...well, I made a list. Number one...'

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

'This is Jim's second speech on motorcycle safety. If you haven't already guessed, I missed his first speech.'

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

White Helmets 2

'May I help you?'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Motorcyclist.

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Mild Thing.

'No scooters here, Baxter! Our company prides itself on a 'Harley' culture.'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?' (Motorbike has been cut in half).

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'