Motorbikes Gifts

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

Donkey rides on beach, "Well he's not getting any younger"

Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.

"Ou est le feu?"

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Yes, I did agree that doing things together would bring us closer, but I didn't think you meant washing and waxing your car and bike.'

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"Everyone at the party arrived by car."

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Step on it, Roger!"

The planned obsolescence blues

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

'I figured out how to download a bike off the Internet. But, I think I had the resolution set too low.'

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Man on motorbike.

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Absurd motorbike

My dad loves his motor.

'I realize you were excited that you got the loan for your new bike, but you should've at least got dressed first before rushing over here.'

Fast Food

Biking Granny.

'Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Cow throttles over the moon.

'What a boring conversationalist - She didn't know a thing about motorbike engines!'