Motorcycles Gifts

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Motorcycle Faith Healer

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.' (Man is dreaming about a motorbike).

Biker family

My broom's in the shop.

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'

'No offense, but after building that bike for over three years, I thought you would've made better progress.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Altar Ego

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Think they'd panic if we stopped to help?'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Things to Ponder...

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Hell's Angels

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

'Would you like to go for a ride in grandpa's cool station wagon, or on grandma's boring motorcycle?'

'Uh oh. The fat lady's about to sing. This doesn't bode well for your motorcycle.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

Biker Chicks

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."