Motorbiking Gifts

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Biker Chicks.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

'I'm a little concerned, Smythe...I gave you $27,000 on Friday to put into our website, and today, Monday, you show up driving a new motorbike. I hope this is just a coincidence.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

A gym catering for motorbikers.

Take a ride with the reaper.

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

Motorbike

Bikers.

Motorcycle musician.

'Since you installed the new loud pipes ... the airport was forced to move to a quieter location.'

"Over my dead body...!"

"He will now attempt to jump across the Grand Canyon -- whilst texting!"

Miss Motormouth

Monkey on a motorbike.

'I was touched by a Hell's Angel.'

'I only have 45 minutes to play golf today. Instead of a cart, I'll be riding my bike. I should get all 18 holes in.'

Hell's Anglers

Cinderella's Motorcycle.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'