Motorbiker Gifts

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Dairy Devil

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'