Motorbiker Gifts

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'