First Motorcycle Ride Gifts

'How did Mary-Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Skiing.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Mass Travel

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker At Museum

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'