Lawful Navigator Gifts

Check your phone. I just sent you an e-ticket.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Arrow Church

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Them/ Us

"He's in a critical condition"

'Say, Fred...'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

You are here.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

'Gee whiz, I don't know why I confessed to a crime I didn't commit. Maybe so I'd have an alibi for the one I did do.'

Missionary control.

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

White Van Man Computer Game