Faithful Navigator Gifts

Arrow Church

Missionary control.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'How can you be so cheap?'

Them/ Us

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

Jesus Fish

"Life"

You are here.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Church Steeple Rocket