Faithful Cartographer Gifts

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Can I have a look at the map?

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.