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'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."