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Environmental Protection Agency

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'This 'land of milk and honey' business - You forgot to mention all the *&^(&*^ SAND!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Worship - Cult Free.

Girl with Bible.

You can't miss us!

'You're saved!'

'Pastor?. . . We've been trying to get our far left friends to come to church with us. . . but they're still afraid of Christians. . . what can we do to get them here?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Man propelled by love

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"This can't be good."

Lovers swimming underwater

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Do it!

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'