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"Are you quite sure your pilgrimage is essential?"

Lourdes Miracles.

'This 'land of milk and honey' business - You forgot to mention all the *&^(&*^ SAND!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Monk Prompt

Public footpath on a desert island.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'