Faithful Navigator Mugs

Arrow Church

Missionary control.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

'How can you be so cheap?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Them/ Us

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Say, Fred...'

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

"Life"

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"For this I went to seminary."

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Jesus Fish