Faithful Traveler Mugs

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

The Vicar in Customs

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Jesus Fish

Crucifix crossing.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"No, no. I didn't say you'd get a paid vacation and holidays. I said you'd get a prayed vocation and holy days."

"Your vocation in mirror is closer than it appears."

"For this I went to seminary."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Parachuting bishop.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Yipeee!"

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Jesus Christ

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Arrow Church

God and His Copilot.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'Good Book?'