Faithful Traveler Prints

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

The Vicar in Customs

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Jesus Fish

Crucifix crossing.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"For this I went to seminary."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Jesus Christ

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"Yipeee!"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

God and His Copilot.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Arrow Church

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

'Good Book?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

A blessing in disguise.

"Smile!"

Church Steeple Rocket

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra