Reckless Navigator Gifts

White Van Man Computer Game

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

Scarecrow Directions

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"We must be in the wrong wing."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"He's in a critical condition"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Road signs.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

This Way/That Way

Detour Sign

Car navigation

Check your phone. I just sent you an e-ticket.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."