Reckless Navigator Mugs

White Van Man Computer Game

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Scarecrow Directions

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"We must be in the wrong wing."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"He's in a critical condition"

Road signs.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Detour Sign

Car navigation

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

This Way/That Way

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

You are here.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'