Sleepless Navigator Mugs

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Bookworm Sleepover

The Lost World: You are Here

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Things that go beep in the night.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

This coffee can keep you up

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Scarecrow Directions

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Your 2 am is here."

"Wake up."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

How to save mankind...

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."