Navigator-in-denial Mugs

"My wife asked me to ask you how to get to Dibble Street."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Scarecrow Directions

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

"He's in a critical condition"

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

You are here.

Road signs.

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

Beehive Directions

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"It's been a wonderful evening, Fred -- Please don't spoil it by making me squirt you with pepper spray."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'

Labyrinth of bureaucracy