"My wife asked me to ask you how to get to Dibble Street."
Navigator-in-denial Pillows
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'Why can't you admit you're lost?'
Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.
'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'
"I am not asking for directions."
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
"Has our apologist been alerted?"
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"
Scarecrow Directions
'I'm tired of all the small talk.'
"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"
'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'
"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."
But enough about me, let's talk about my job.
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
"He's in a critical condition"
"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."
"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."
"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."
Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.
Road signs.
You are here.
"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"
Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.
"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."
Beehive Directions
In 500 feet you have reached your destination.
"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"
'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'
Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'
Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.
"It's been a wonderful evening, Fred -- Please don't spoil it by making me squirt you with pepper spray."
'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'
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