Reluctant Navigator Pillows

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Airline concerns.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"He's in a critical condition"

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

Road signs.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."