Hopeless Navigators Pillows

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Emergency Phone.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

Scarecrow Directions

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Road signs.

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

This Way/That Way

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

White Van Man Computer Game

Neither here nor there.

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

"We're both unemployed and we're broke...we have to go to that next level of American desperation."

The most unhelpful map.