Problem Navigator Pillows

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Scarecrow Directions

"Oh shut up."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"No internet connection"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Pick a direction.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Road signs.