Problem Navigator Gifts

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Oh shut up."

Scarecrow Directions

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Pick a direction.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."