Frustrated Navigator Gifts

Road signs.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Scarecrow Directions

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

You are here.

"It's been a wonderful evening, Fred -- Please don't spoil it by making me squirt you with pepper spray."

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."