Doubt Navigator Gifts

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Fire Backwards.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Road signs.

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

Recalculating!

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'