Nonsense Navigator Gifts

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Women who Read Too Much

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Dog Book Club

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Book lovers

Book Igloo

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Scarecrow Directions

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

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