No-nonsense Navigator Gifts

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

The Life of Pi

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Get ready ... Get set ...

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

Number Phobia.

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!