Tech-free Navigator Gifts

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"This translation app isn't working."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

Close all your windows please.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?