Tech-free Traveler Gifts

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I think its being tapped.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Mom's Mobile Office.