Tech-challenged Navigators Gifts

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Books 'n' Carrots

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Recalculating!

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.