Tech-challenged Navigators Pillows

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Books 'n' Carrots

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

Recalculating!

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."