Digital Age Navigators Pillows

"Switch the wi-fi off to check that the kids are asleep."

I forgot my homework...

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

The Pope joins social media.

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"I'm glad we had this talk about our problems!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Books 'n' Carrots

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Oh shut up."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."