Tech Trouble Navigators Gifts

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Pigeon Memos

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Road signs.

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

"This business is completely customer focused, and we have the paperwork to prove it!"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

Tax Auditor door sign / Out to get you ? back in one hour.

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'When a patient is clearly in need of personal care it's imperative that you call a care assistant urgently!'

Fat Nav

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."