Navigating Tech Gifts

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

Island of Lost Guys.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Youtube ghost videos...

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'