Navigating Gifts

"Admit it, we're lost."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Hillbilly mall maps.

Island of Lost Guys.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

The Maze...

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

"He said turn left at the fork!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Fast Lane.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Recalculating route..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."