Navigating Pillows

"Admit it, we're lost."

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Hillbilly mall maps.

Island of Lost Guys.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

The Maze...

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

"He said turn left at the fork!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Are we there yet?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'