Nonsense Narrator Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Little Things

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'And now the other leg!'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

"You're not the first owl I've been with."

'Landline go!'

"Are you colour-blind? Pea-green, I said, not monochrome!"