Nonsense Lyricist Gifts

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Edward Lear

Little Things

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'And now the other leg!'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

"You're not the first owl I've been with."

"I'm sure you're a very talented Mr Lear...but this is quite frankly nonsense."

"Are you colour-blind? Pea-green, I said, not monochrome!"

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'