Nonsense Verse Lover Gifts

"I'm sure you're a very talented Mr Lear...but this is quite frankly nonsense."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Little Things

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'And now the other leg!'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"