Nonsense Poetry Fan Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He was a great writer'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Sinking with your heart

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

The Book Lover

Lord Byron

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Friedrich Schiller

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Nevermore."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

This man is an island.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The unknown war poet.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"